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How could Jesus never, ever have “gotten excited”?

Fri, Dec 11, 2009

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All men, since the dawn of mankind, have experienced erections due to sexual stimulation. Why the hell is Jesus any different? He was human, wasn’t he?
Isn’t that an oxymoron? "perfect human"?

No human is perfect, therefore I believe that Jesus must have been an alien

Tags: Alien, Dawn, hell, jesus, mankind, oxymoron, sexual stimulation

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16 Responses to “How could Jesus never, ever have “gotten excited”?”

  1. Queensryche Says:

    Even God couldn’t control hormonal behaviour, even though I think religion is a crock. Edit: The way I see it anything unproven is alien.

  2. gracie Says:

    But He was very, very, very religious. God was His father, afterall.

  3. Cslewisville Says:

    Jesus never sinned. Getting an erection is not a sin, just using it the wrong way.

  4. Tim Says:

    he didnt have anything to get errected.

  5. SexIsOnFire H Says:

    The bible never says anything about him not getting married and having kids. He more than likely had an entire family.

  6. tebone0315 Says:

    Who said he didnt? He just used self control and did not give into temptation. We all have self control, alot of people chooe not to use it

  7. satan.lovesus Says:

    only small boys get him excited

  8. T. Dante Says:

    No, he wasn’t — I mean "he wasn’t" — i.e. did not exist. But if he had, Mary Magdalene would have been able to answer your question, no doubt. Unless he was hiding one of the Dead Sea scrolls in there.

  9. Saich Says:

    He is the perfect human. He can resist any temptation given by the devil. This is why we normal humans sin. We cannot escape by our own means.

  10. Jay Says:

    He did not come to this earth to get exited, if he had, you still would be doomed, the fact is that He came to save you from eternal damnation in hell, but it does not look like you are taking advantage of His sacrifice for you …
    Jesus did the will of His Father, not what his flesh told him to do…He obeyed His Father in everything…take an example of Him

  11. PARTYMARTY Says:

    A perfect man in complete control.

  12. OE Says:

    And your point is??? Jesus was both wholly God and wholly human. We would expect that he had human desires and expectations. It would appear to me that you are looking in somebody else’s drawers for purely prurient interest.

  13. Riaz Says:

    I don’t think it says anywhere in the bible that he couldn’t get erections. Just because the bible doesn’t mention it doesn’t mean it never happened. The bible left out from age 13 – 33 so that could be just another thing it left out. I’m sure the apostles who wrote the gospels didn’t ask him he he got them.

  14. Mr. Peter Says:

    Jesus was married…and most likely had children. He simply taught people against Sodomy (sexual sin) which he probably meant as rape or molestation. Not homosexuality or any other crap christians seem to believe is wrong.

  15. madamjessica5354 Says:

    The bible said Jesus had an erection and lasted 4 days

  16. By Faith Says:

    Jesus was tempted. It doesn’t mean that He gave into the temptation. He lived a sinless life.

    Heb 2:14-18
    14Forasmuch then as the children are partakers of flesh and blood, he also himself likewise took part of the same; that through death he might destroy him that had the power of death, that is, the devil;
    15And deliver them who through fear of death were all their lifetime subject to bondage.
    16For verily he took not on him the nature of angels; but he took on him the seed of Abraham.
    17Wherefore in all things it behoved him to be made like unto his brethren, that he might be a merciful and faithful high priest in things pertaining to God, to make reconciliation for the sins of the people.
    18For in that he himself hath suffered being tempted, he is able to succour them that are tempted.
    (KJV)

    Not an alien but All mighty God.


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