Funny ones are good.
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February 15th, 2010 at 10:01 am
Just don’t have sex or kiss. You might need to practice some self control.
February 15th, 2010 at 10:01 am
why would you want to avoid it
that makes no sense
February 15th, 2010 at 10:01 am
Don’t have sex! Most people don’t know this, but sex is dangerous. Please don’t be frightened, but once you have sex, it liquidifies every important organ in your body (the heart, stomach, lungs, etc.) and it turns you into a very dangerous monster, called Moisesellas ariasus. Moisesellas ariasus are huge, furry, smelly, strong, and impossible to defeat. They also resemble gremlins. They kill every human they see. Moisesellas ariasus live up to 2 years, but they can live forever. In order to stay alive forever, they must eat over 1,000 humans. Having sex will just produce more moisesellas ariasus, which means the world will end before we know it. Do everyone a favor and don’t have sex!
February 15th, 2010 at 10:01 am
Masterbate
February 15th, 2010 at 10:01 am
Just Quit
February 15th, 2010 at 10:01 am
Get married. Seriously, I’ve been married twice and both of my husbands were the same. Once they said "I do", they didn’t.
February 15th, 2010 at 10:01 am
When you think a guy looks really sexy and temptaion comes. Imagine him REALLY REALLY UGLY. You could put weird odors on yourself so no one goes near you. good luck
February 15th, 2010 at 10:01 am
Have something in your pants so it looks like you have a penis. All the time.
February 15th, 2010 at 10:01 am
just make sure you are never alone with a guy (way too tempting for him and you!). no back massages, sitting on laps, kissing, and other physical things… only makes your goal harder to reach!! make sure you go out in groups when you hang out with other guys. if you have a friend with the same goal make sure you go to parties together to watch eachothers back for date rape drugs, etc. have self control… we all wanna do it!
BUT only with the right person!!!!!
i had 1 friend raped at a party by a guy she just meet by slipping drugs in her drink. and two friends date raped. one friend was 13 and the other was 16. both were dating the boys, but one took advantage of her w/ alcohol consumption. and the other raped her WITHOUT a condom while she was high on drugs. she got an std but thank goodness it was a curable one. and she was so thankful she didnt get pregnant from him. she had to move because she lived in a small town and couldn’t stand seeing him all the time.
people would condemn her for trying to "get attention" by pressing charges!!!! it was ridiculous!! i was angry!! *****all these girls had to deal with alot of emotional stuff.
another one of my good friends decided to sleep with her boyfriend at 17. She got pregnant her first time because the condom broke. she had the baby and was able to finish high school with online courses. it was really hard on her. although that baby is her LIFE now and she loves him sooo much!!!
if you want to make the choice to not have sex right now, it is completely fine. it’s YOUR choice, don’t make anyone make you feel lower because if it.